Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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