Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
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I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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