You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
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If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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