We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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