Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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