Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
There's always time for handjobs
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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