THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
she peed on how many people?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Who died my cat blue again?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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