Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
My room smells like vodka and shame
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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