i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
whose parrot is this?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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