I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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