butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Are we in a gay sports bar?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
She told me I should be a condom model.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
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I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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