Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
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You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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