I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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