O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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