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We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
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