she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Randomize
