Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
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she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Someone came in the potted fern
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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