You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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