no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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