i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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