we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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