what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
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just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
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My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
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It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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