I think I died a long time ago.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Text me some of your sweat
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