you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
