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Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
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Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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