The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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