Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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