summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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