Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
