so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
pop tarts are not kleenex
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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