Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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