I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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