Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
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But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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