Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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