Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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