Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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