i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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