After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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