you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
