Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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