Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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