Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
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Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
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showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Let's get the cat blown out
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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