Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
wanna go halves on a baby?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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