i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
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He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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