ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
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You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I think i got beer on your cat.
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