Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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