Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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