no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
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Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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