I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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