I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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