We should be called the Road Head Warriors
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
bring money and cleavage
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Randomize
