You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Randomize