Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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