so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
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We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
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I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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